So go find some books. Any books, I don't give a crap, you just have to find four of them.

Now then. In the first book, turn to page 12, and reproduce the first full sentence of more than 10 words on that page. Take the next book, turn to page 34, and reproduce the first full sentence of more than 10 words on THAT page. And so on and so on, with pages 56 and 78. Then, you must offer us three alternatives as to what the title of this book might be, and let everybody guess which one is right. Try to be as random in selecting your books as possible. I'll start with a gimme:

1) Page 12: "Pulling the knob all the way back shuts off all fuel to the engine."

a) Running Your Boat, A Primer In Boat Running
b) Cleared For Takeoff, Your Handbook for Becoming a Private Pilot
c) Knob Knobbing: How To Knob Well No Matter Where You Are


2) Page 34: "SO-14 were going to pick him up but our man is a much bigger fish; I called SO-1, who intervened on our behalf; Styx is our responsibility at the moment."

a) Goldfinger
b) The Eyre Affair
c) Bloody Hell I'm Parched, The Story of a Special Forces British Spy Who Loves His Cup of Tea

3) Page 56: "My dick is so big, I went to the Viper Room and my dick got right in; I had to stand there and argue with the doorman."

a) The Baldwin Family History
b) Dicking Around: Ron Jeremy's Story
c) Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes and Beer

4) Page 78: "He placed the word TOWEL down using my E and looked satisfied."

a) The Devil Wears Prada
b) The Nanny Diaries
c) Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big