July 7th, 2009

Er... hi.

  • Jul. 7th, 2009 at 12:34 PM
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I've neglected my journal lately, I know. Haven't had much I felt like writing, I guess. But I will start again sometime soon. Promise.

A Cheesy story

  • Jul. 7th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
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Swiss scientists are currently working hard on the Large Cheddar Collider, which will fire particles of a cheese danish into a slice of Danish cheese, in an effort to discover the fundamental building blocks of our universe. The scientists are especially keen to discover the Higgs Boursin, a theoretical particle which is incredibly difficult to detect, since it doesn't whey much at all.

(Higgs Boursin joke brazenly stolen from [info]mule242)

The 1st Not-Annual Mighty Predicate Album Name Contest: Semi-Finals!

  • Jul. 7th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
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So... uh... heh... I sort of completely and utterly forgot about this silliness. Let's finish it up, shall we? I'll take the winners from the previous two groups of semi-finalists and the winners of these two (in a couple days) and by gumby, we'll decide once and forever, the awesomest album name out of, well, suggested album names that seemed amusing at the time. It ain't exactly rocket science.

Poll #1426532 Semi-Finals! Pick your top *three* in each group.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

Semi-Finals, Group 3

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The Mullet Years
6 (35.3%)

Tularemia Thru the Tulips
0 (0.0%)

Unfair Attacks
1 (5.9%)

Sangria Glass Popsicle Jumbo Teatowel
2 (11.8%)

Foof-A-Thon
3 (17.6%)

Leaning Against Nothing
12 (70.6%)

They Cancelled the Nun Pageant
5 (29.4%)

Reichstag Fire Drill
5 (29.4%)

Indecent Mustache
5 (29.4%)

Kitsch for the Needy
6 (35.3%)

Send Men to Summon Worms
7 (41.2%)

Semi-Finals, Group 4

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Anarchism Doesn't Scale Well
6 (35.3%)

Presidential Double Dare
1 (5.9%)

Carbon Neutral Baby Murder Factory
3 (17.6%)

Songs from the "Lost and Found" Box
7 (41.2%)

Mental Paper Cut
5 (29.4%)

Restless Everything Syndrome
12 (70.6%)

Purple Shiny Grrrr!
2 (11.8%)

Man, Utopia Sucks
4 (23.5%)

Mushroom Cloud of Subtle
4 (23.5%)

What I Already Knew About Corn
4 (23.5%)

General Impression of the Zeitgeist
3 (17.6%)

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