dogofthefuture ([info]dogofthefuture) wrote,
2005-12-27 11:04:00
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Merry Christmas

I just got yelled at by some guy in a car that I was a "fat motherfucker." There was some other stuff that I didn't catch, but he made sure to repeat the "fat motherfucker" part a few times so that I wouldn't miss the message. My crime was walking across the street and holding him up from making his left turn. You can see why he was so upset - in selfishly wanting to get to the other side of the street, I delayed him by at least 10 seconds. Peace on earth and goodwill towards men to you too, pal.

Various things to yell back and revenge scenarios crossed my mind. Instead, I contented myself with the knowledge that I may be fat, but at least I'm not a total prick.

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[info]sweetcoalminer

December 27 2005, 19:22:13 UTC 6 years ago

You are a better man than I, as I would have told him just how fun it was to fuck his mother.

ps. when are you motherfuckers going to come meet Mimi?

[info]dogofthefuture

December 27 2005, 19:29:05 UTC 6 years ago

Us motherfuckers are dying to meet her. We should arrange to do so soon!

[info]ajax

December 27 2005, 22:30:58 UTC 6 years ago

Weren't you in violation of that local law peculiar to Greater Los Angeles, though...

I think it's Civil Code 4231.5a: The Guy In The Car Is Always Right?

--- Ajax.

Anonymous

December 27 2005, 22:52:11 UTC 6 years ago

C'mon, get serious...

...walking in L.A.? Stop it with those urban legends!

[info]mrschurch

December 27 2005, 23:09:54 UTC 6 years ago

there's even a song..."walkin in LA,nobody walks in LA" jk

About 10 years back I got harrassed the same way, but I wasn't walking across a street. I was merely walking down the street to a friends house and some dumbass skinny tweeker girls I went to High School with yelled out something as they drove by. I don't remember exactly what the yelled but it had something to do with my size...

Anonymous

January 1 2006, 06:15:20 UTC 6 years ago

A few years ago I was driving home late at night. Two guys in a truck beside me, at the longest red-light that ever was, were flirting mercilessly with me. I pretended to ignore them, and for that my punishment was "You're fat!" yelled just as the light changed. People use that when they're desperately stupid and angry. We can't know why. It's exactly the same as when little kids get really mad and yell stuff like "You're stupid" or whatever. It's truly immaturity at it's finest. Next time someone does something like that to you, do what they least expect: respond with a look of pity and a smirk;OR fall to the ground and pretend to cry (if the mood suits you). It drives people like that mad. :) ~Jen

[info]dogofthefuture

January 2 2006, 10:08:19 UTC 6 years ago

Sounds good. But - Jen WHO?

[info]jodea

January 5 2006, 01:59:34 UTC 6 years ago

Gee, I just intended to write something amazingly witty, and now it is gone. Damn it.

Oooh, yea, it came back. I was going to share that an old man called me a dumb bastard (with a NY accent no less) while I was trying to park at wal-mart

Old Man: (Pulls past me as I am waiting for a suhweet parking space)What are you stopping there for, you dumb bastard!
Me: (laughing) I am WAITING for a space, sir. Its a parking lot... that is what you do!

It made my day really. I laughed about it for about 10 minutes.

And it is weird to me that when I was in college and weighed 170-200lbs, people would yell fat ass at me from passing cars as I walked around town, but now that I weight more than 250, no one says anything negative to me. Even students never called me a fat bitch or anything... weird.

And there are much worse things than being fat...

Anonymous

April 22 2007, 18:06:30 UTC 5 years ago

And there are much worse things than being fat...

Yeah like being fat.

[info]jodea

April 22 2007, 19:25:42 UTC 5 years ago

Re: And there are much worse things than being fat...

Doh! Got me! =P
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