In the future, dogs will rule the earth. I was turned into a human and sent back into your time so... uh... um... Listen, it's just a silly name that I found amusing. I'm a guy who was born in Glendale, California, in 1972. I have one son, one wife, two dogs, and a cat. More accurately, they all have me.
Q: Hey, what happened to the "kisses are a better fate than wisdom1" thing? A: I got bored of it.
Q: Didn't you used to have a LiveJournal under another name? A: Yes, but I changed it because it was my real name, and it's disconcerting to have a potential employer mention that they've seen your blog.
Q: Did you hear the one about the pig with three legs? A: Yeah, that was hilarious. ..."not all at once!" Good times.
Q: So what the heck is a "I(IFNBOAT)AQ?" A: Infrequently (In Fact, Never Before Or After This) Asked Questions.
Q: You probably think you're pretty clever. A: Yeah. Ain't I somethin'?
Q: Don't you ever get tired of listening to yourself flapping your yap? A: I sure don't! And I guess neither do you, if you've read this far.
1I used to use a line from my favorite poem by e.e. cummings as the title of my journal. I no longer do, but here is the poem. I truly wish I could believe the last line.
since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you; wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world
my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry --the best gesture of my brain is less than your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other: then laugh, leaning back in my arms for life's not a paragraph