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No time, no space, no schedule, no place
You can arm me to the teeth, but you can't make me go to war
Basic Account, Created on 1 March 2005 (#6299744), Last updated on 23 April 2013 [Gift]
- 1,101 journal entries
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- Name:
- dogofthefuture
- Birthdate:
- 28 March 1972
- Location:
- Los Angeles, California, United States
- External Services:
- Schools:
- Herbert Hoover High School - Glendale, CA (1987 - 1990)Glendale Community College - Glendale, CA (1991 - 1998)California State University - Long Beach - Long Beach, CA (1999 - 2001)Roosevelt Middle School - Glendale, CA
- Interests: (94)
- all-encompassingly, alton brown, amadeus (the movie), andy richter, astrology is dumb, black rock city, blue highways, calvin & hobbes, christopher moore, cook's illustrated, cooking, curb your enthusiasm, dave attell, dave barry, david foster wallace, dogs, e.e. cummings, evolution, family guy, firefly, food, frank lloyd wright, frazz, frozen banana stand, futurama, gaelic storm, generations, geography, get fuzzy, good eats, greg behrendt, hancock park, iron chef, james randi, jimi hendrix, julia collin, kevin and bean, king taco, lamplighters, led zeppelin, los angeles, mark twain, marx brothers, meat, michael shermer, mike doughty, mitch hedberg, mst3k, niblet, non-theism, p.j. o'rourke, pearls before swine, penn and teller, pink's, preacher, predicate, princess bride, public transportation, raymond chandler, ripperology, robert wolke, saint bernards, san diego, san diego chargers, san diego padres, sausage, scud, semi-libertarian, skeptic, smashing pumpkins, south park, steven brust, stevie ray vaughn, sweet bears, terry pratchett, the 80s, the amazing race, the daily show, the simpsons, the sopranos, the straight dope, the tick, the vandals, tivo, tommys, tough crowd, transmetropolitan, travel sick, underworld, urban geography, urban planning, weebl and bob, whiskey, zankou chicken
- Bio
- In the future, dogs will rule the earth. I was turned into a human and sent back into your time so... uh... um... Listen, it's just a silly name that I found amusing. I'm a guy who was born in Glendale, California, in 1972. I have one son, one wife, two dogs, and a cat. More accurately, they all have me.
I(IFNBOAT)AQ:
Q: Hey, what happened to the "kisses are a better fate than wisdom1" thing?
A: I got bored of it.
Q: Didn't you used to have a LiveJournal under another name?
A: Yes, but I changed it because it was my real name, and it's disconcerting to have a potential employer mention that they've seen your blog.
Q: Did you hear the one about the pig with three legs?
A: Yeah, that was hilarious. ..."not all at once!" Good times.
Q: So what the heck is a "I(IFNBOAT)AQ?"
A: Infrequently (In Fact, Never Before Or After This) Asked Questions.
Q: You probably think you're pretty clever.
A: Yeah. Ain't I somethin'?
Q: Don't you ever get tired of listening to yourself flapping your yap?
A: I sure don't! And I guess neither do you, if you've read this far.
1I used to use a line from my favorite poem by e.e. cummings as the title of my journal. I no longer do, but here is the poem. I truly wish I could believe the last line.
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis