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After way too long of this, a victor has finally been crowned. With a median score of 7.14, the big winner is:

Restless Everything Syndrome

The closest runner up was Songs From the "Lost and Found" Box, at 6.88.  After that there was a pretty precipitous drop-off in scores down to 6.00, The Female Equivalent of Men.  Rounding out the top 5 was a tie at 5.94, with (my personal favorite) Leaning Against Nothing and New Year's Evil.

Whew!


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At long last (very long, I know, shut up), it's finally time to rate each of these awesome, hilarious, and terribly clever band names on a scale of one to ten so that just like a little kid with a booger, we can pick a winner! But probably not wipe it on the wall.

Poll #1429936 The Finals! Love 'em! Rate 'em! Whee!
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Send Men to Summon Worms

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Mean: 5.65 Median: 7 Std. Dev 3.31
1 3 (17.6%)
2 1 (5.9%)
3 3 (17.6%)
4 0 (0.0%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 0 (0.0%)
7 2 (11.8%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 3 (17.6%)
10 2 (11.8%)

Leaning Against Nothing

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Mean: 5.94 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.46
1 0 (0.0%)
2 1 (5.9%)
3 3 (17.6%)
4 2 (11.8%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 3 (17.6%)
7 2 (11.8%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 1 (5.9%)
10 2 (11.8%)

Songs From the "Lost and Found" Box

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Mean: 6.88 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.70
1 0 (0.0%)
2 2 (11.8%)
3 1 (5.9%)
4 2 (11.8%)
5 0 (0.0%)
6 1 (5.9%)
7 1 (5.9%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 7 (41.2%)
10 1 (5.9%)

Restless Everything Syndrome

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Mean: 7.18 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.04
1 0 (0.0%)
2 0 (0.0%)
3 1 (5.9%)
4 1 (5.9%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 5 (29.4%)
7 0 (0.0%)
8 3 (17.6%)
9 4 (23.5%)
10 2 (11.8%)

The Female Equivalent of Men

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Mean: 6.00 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.68
1 1 (5.9%)
2 2 (11.8%)
3 1 (5.9%)
4 1 (5.9%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 2 (11.8%)
7 3 (17.6%)
8 4 (23.5%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 2 (11.8%)

New Year's Evil

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Mean: 5.94 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.29
1 0 (0.0%)
2 2 (11.8%)
3 1 (5.9%)
4 2 (11.8%)
5 2 (11.8%)
6 2 (11.8%)
7 3 (17.6%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 3 (17.6%)
10 0 (0.0%)

They Came From Planet Clockwise

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Mean: 5.18 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.55
1 2 (11.8%)
2 2 (11.8%)
3 1 (5.9%)
4 1 (5.9%)
5 2 (11.8%)
6 2 (11.8%)
7 5 (29.4%)
8 1 (5.9%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 1 (5.9%)

Radio Terrapin

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Mean: 4.82 Median: 4 Std. Dev 2.48
1 2 (11.8%)
2 1 (5.9%)
3 2 (11.8%)
4 5 (29.4%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 0 (0.0%)
7 2 (11.8%)
8 3 (17.6%)
9 1 (5.9%)
10 0 (0.0%)

Death by Focus Group

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Mean: 5.82 Median: 7 Std. Dev 3.03
1 3 (17.6%)
2 1 (5.9%)
3 0 (0.0%)
4 2 (11.8%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 0 (0.0%)
7 4 (23.5%)
8 3 (17.6%)
9 1 (5.9%)
10 2 (11.8%)

Sufficiently Akimbo

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Mean: 4.65 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.19
1 3 (17.6%)
2 0 (0.0%)
3 2 (11.8%)
4 1 (5.9%)
5 6 (35.3%)
6 1 (5.9%)
7 2 (11.8%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 0 (0.0%)

An Assful of Pipe Wrench

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Mean: 5.29 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.93
1 3 (17.6%)
2 2 (11.8%)
3 0 (0.0%)
4 1 (5.9%)
5 1 (5.9%)
6 4 (23.5%)
7 2 (11.8%)
8 2 (11.8%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 2 (11.8%)
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So... uh... heh... I sort of completely and utterly forgot about this silliness. Let's finish it up, shall we? I'll take the winners from the previous two groups of semi-finalists and the winners of these two (in a couple days) and by gumby, we'll decide once and forever, the awesomest album name out of, well, suggested album names that seemed amusing at the time. It ain't exactly rocket science.

Poll #1426532 Semi-Finals! Pick your top *three* in each group.
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Semi-Finals, Group 3

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The Mullet Years
6 (35.3%)

Tularemia Thru the Tulips
0 (0.0%)

Unfair Attacks
1 (5.9%)

Sangria Glass Popsicle Jumbo Teatowel
2 (11.8%)

Foof-A-Thon
3 (17.6%)

Leaning Against Nothing
12 (70.6%)

They Cancelled the Nun Pageant
5 (29.4%)

Reichstag Fire Drill
5 (29.4%)

Indecent Mustache
5 (29.4%)

Kitsch for the Needy
6 (35.3%)

Send Men to Summon Worms
7 (41.2%)

Semi-Finals, Group 4

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Anarchism Doesn't Scale Well
6 (35.3%)

Presidential Double Dare
1 (5.9%)

Carbon Neutral Baby Murder Factory
3 (17.6%)

Songs from the "Lost and Found" Box
7 (41.2%)

Mental Paper Cut
5 (29.4%)

Restless Everything Syndrome
12 (70.6%)

Purple Shiny Grrrr!
2 (11.8%)

Man, Utopia Sucks
4 (23.5%)

Mushroom Cloud of Subtle
4 (23.5%)

What I Already Knew About Corn
4 (23.5%)

General Impression of the Zeitgeist
3 (17.6%)

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Yeah, I'm finally getting around to doing this. There turned out to be 44 semi-finalists from the first 39 rounds, what with a few ties. So here's the first two groups in the semi-finals - pick your favorite three in each group. After all four groups are done, we'll have the final round to pick the Best Album Name EVER (Until Next Time).

Poll #1413496 Semi-Finals! Pick your top *three* in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 22

Group 1

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Waterboarded for Charity
6 (27.3%)

The Female Equivalent of Men
10 (45.5%)

Bloopy Oontz
4 (18.2%)

Metaphors Ripped My Flesh
6 (27.3%)

The Soul is in the Software
6 (27.3%)

Reboot to Never
4 (18.2%)

Coo Coo Ka-Blam
2 (9.1%)

Civil Disobedience and Donuts
4 (18.2%)

New Year's Evil
9 (40.9%)

Musical Wheelchairs
6 (27.3%)

They Came from Planet Clockwise
9 (40.9%)

Group 2

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Crotch Pheasant
5 (22.7%)

Pregnant from Facebook
4 (18.2%)

Plug In Personal Satisfaction Machine
5 (22.7%)

Wall of Meat
6 (27.3%)

Am I Merely Celibate or Has a Unicorn Torn Off My Genitals?
4 (18.2%)

Stop, Drop, and Woop Woop Woop Woop!
6 (27.3%)

Radio Terrapin
10 (45.5%)

Sitting on Stalagmites
3 (13.6%)

Sufficiently Akimbo
7 (31.8%)

Death by Focus Group
9 (40.9%)

An Assful of Pipe Wrench
7 (31.8%)

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The final round! But take your time voting. Semi-finals (or whatever) won't start for about a week or so. So think, ponder, wonder, and cogitate, and next Thursday or Friday or so I'll tot it all up and the final selection process will begin!

Poll #1405763 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21

Group 37

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The Living Dead Need to Piddle
6 (28.6%)

Mushroom Cloud of Subtle
10 (47.6%)

Delicatesse de Dunette de Chat
2 (9.5%)

Carrot Companion Gardening Love Planting Secret SuccessfulTomato
1 (4.8%)

Clown Finger Parachute
2 (9.5%)

Group 38

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Jesus Made Me Puke
2 (9.5%)

The Horsepower of Hot Glass
4 (19.0%)

Conservative Chair Endowment
0 (0.0%)

What I Already Knew About Corn
10 (47.6%)

A Generation of Sluts
5 (23.8%)

Group 39

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General Impression of the Zeitgeist
7 (33.3%)

Plush Duck Quack
4 (19.0%)

The Golden Age of Shuriken
5 (23.8%)

Entralled by Typography
5 (23.8%)

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Poll #1404860
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19

Group 34

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End of the Clown Spectrum
3 (15.8%)

Restless Everything Syndrome
8 (42.1%)

Efficacy Ipecac
2 (10.5%)

Purr of Great Price
1 (5.3%)

This Picnic Needs Dragonforce
5 (26.3%)

Group 35

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Mondo Bad Karma
5 (26.3%)

Suppository Territory
4 (21.1%)

Homosexual Bat Navigation
0 (0.0%)

Emergency Relief Trunks
4 (21.1%)

Purple Shiny Grrrr!
6 (31.6%)

Group 36

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mmmm....Delicious Ham
0 (0.0%)

Norwegian Offshore Concession Stand
0 (0.0%)

Make with the Abnormalities!
5 (26.3%)

Man, Utopia Sucks
8 (42.1%)

Tetris Sex
6 (31.6%)

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Pick. Axe. Do one or the other.

Poll #1403807 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 31

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Hooray Space Potato!
4 (25.0%)

Scraf Banana Fishface
1 (6.2%)

Carbon Neutral Baby Murder Factory
5 (31.2%)

Garlic Out Loud
4 (25.0%)

Hiscivff [I have no idea what the hell this means -Ed.]
2 (12.5%)

Group 32

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Three-Part Contrast in Mouthfeel
3 (18.8%)

Sauerkraut and Condoms
1 (6.2%)

Latin Lasagna
2 (12.5%)

OMG! Teh Fatz!
1 (6.2%)

Songs from the "Lost and Found" Box
9 (56.2%)

Group 33

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Ulterior Relations Obscure
0 (0.0%)

Scheme with Nordic Deviations
3 (18.8%)

Help Me I'm Fire
5 (31.2%)

Attack of the Killer Knees
0 (0.0%)

Mental Paper Cut
8 (50.0%)

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose and you can pick your favorite album names, but you can't wipe your album names on your nose in front of your friends.

Poll #1402687 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 23

Group 28

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C# and Lesbians
3 (13.0%)

Suicide Birthday
3 (13.0%)

Send Men to Summon Worms
8 (34.8%)

The Pleasing Taste of Jeremiah
6 (26.1%)

Micropayments from Tehran
3 (13.0%)

Group 29

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Possible Light Treason
9 (39.1%)

Herpes on Principle
2 (8.7%)

Fucked in Spain
2 (8.7%)

Dog Bowl Eugenics in Action
0 (0.0%)

Anarchism Doesn't Scale Well
10 (43.5%)

Group 30

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Empty Beer Bottles and Happy Tail
3 (13.0%)

Presidential Double Dare
12 (52.2%)

Clown Food Supply Franchise
2 (8.7%)

Strawberry-Ruhbarb-Basil-Balsamic Mojito
1 (4.3%)

Miscellaneous Female Unmentionables
5 (21.7%)

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Pick joyfully.

Poll #1402030 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 25

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They Cancelled the Nun Pageant
6 (28.6%)

Reichstag Fire Drill
6 (28.6%)

Bulimic Gold
3 (14.3%)

Orange is the Color of the Puma's Coat
1 (4.8%)

The Infectious Bite of Tinkles McGillicuddy
5 (23.8%)

Group 26

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Specter of Chicago
1 (4.8%)

Agents of Obesity
8 (38.1%)

Indecent Mustache
10 (47.6%)

Satation Mode: Active
1 (4.8%)

Diplomacy of Wubblies
1 (4.8%)

Group 27

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400m Jamaican Ass Spoiler
2 (9.5%)

Kitsch for the Needy
10 (47.6%)

The Spank Heard 'Round the World
2 (9.5%)

No-Knock Maid Service
6 (28.6%)

Jesus-Loving Coal Power
1 (4.8%)

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Choose well, or you'll age 50 years in 15 seconds and crumble into dust, then suffer the final indignity of a 700-year-old knight snarking on your selection abilities.

Poll #1400705 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 22

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Cats = Punt
1 (5.9%)

The Generative Powers of Compost Heaps
1 (5.9%)

Tularemia Thru the Tulips
5 (29.4%)

Unfair Attacks
5 (29.4%)

Sangria Glass Popsicle Jumbo Teatowel
5 (29.4%)

Group 23

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Patina of Whiteness
4 (23.5%)

Time to Rock the Hitler
3 (17.6%)

Bosom Gravity Well
1 (5.9%)

Unpatriotic and Confusing
3 (17.6%)

Foof-a-Thon
6 (35.3%)

Group 24

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White Trash Boast
4 (23.5%)

Sorghum Cold Tolerance
1 (5.9%)

Leaning Against Nothing
7 (41.2%)

Too Sick for Gin
3 (17.6%)

Presumably Dynamic
2 (11.8%)

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Pick 'n Sav! Without the "Sav" part.

Poll #1399401 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 19

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Expensive Redneck Woman
0 (0.0%)

Conanesque
1 (5.0%)

The Media's Cruel Destruction of Joe the Plumber
3 (15.0%)

Blue Collar Workers, White Men, and Catholics
2 (10.0%)

Death by Focus Group
14 (70.0%)

Group 20

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Telling Impurities
4 (21.1%)

Pee It Out
4 (21.1%)

Guacamole Detention Camps
2 (10.5%)

An Assful of Pipe Wrench
5 (26.3%)

Chaff the Gaydar
4 (21.1%)

Group 21

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Tazered Scorpion
3 (15.0%)

Installing Helen 2.0
3 (15.0%)

Indentify!
2 (10.0%)

The Turkey Incident
5 (25.0%)

The Mullet Years
7 (35.0%)

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You know the drill.

Poll #1398940 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 16

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Prone to Immolation
4 (22.2%)

Am I Merely Celibate or Has a Unicorn Torn Off My Genitals?
5 (27.8%)

Indemnified Against the Sexy
4 (22.2%)

Pookie Shares a J
3 (16.7%)

Power of the Quesadilla
2 (11.1%)

Group 17

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Underpants for Statehood
1 (5.6%)

Stop, Drop, and Woop Woop Woop Woop!
5 (27.8%)

Radio Terrapin
5 (27.8%)

Valkyries Will Be Valkyries
2 (11.1%)

Sitting on Stalagmites
5 (27.8%)

Group 18

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Sufficiently Akimbo
6 (33.3%)

Everyday Pancakes Anew
4 (22.2%)

Why Does No One Respect My Masturbation Time?
3 (16.7%)

Party Until My Ass
2 (11.1%)

My Pakistan Friends
3 (16.7%)

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The next 3 groups, vote as usual. And hey, if you're enjoying the album name contest, check out the band name (as in, "that would be a good name for a rock band") contest going on over on [info]ajax's journal. That link takes you to all the most recent rounds.

Poll #1397914 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 13

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Hen of Scum and Villiany
3 (17.6%)

Droopy Poppy
2 (11.8%)

Queer Chess
2 (11.8%)

Gunned Into Gravy
3 (17.6%)

Pregnant from Facebook
7 (41.2%)

Group 14

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The Mysterious Shaving-Cream Incident
6 (33.3%)

Palace of WTF
0 (0.0%)

Unrivalled Support
1 (5.6%)

Plug In Personal Satisfaction Machine
8 (44.4%)

Great Mexican Tortilla Crisis
3 (16.7%)

Group 15

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Victory Through Patience
3 (16.7%)

Knee Deep in Nerds
5 (27.8%)

Wall of Meat
7 (38.9%)

Diamond Allen Wrench
1 (5.6%)

The Disquieting Unevenness of the Tomato Notes
2 (11.1%)

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I'm going to close 2 and 3 tomorrow, because I always feel like it's better to look forward rather than to the past. Onward! Excelsior!

Poll #1395989 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 10

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Distressing Pie
4 (20.0%)

Bacon Opportunity Missed!
3 (15.0%)

Grace Park's Long Torso
1 (5.0%)

The Legitimacy of Rut
2 (10.0%)

Musical Wheelchairs
10 (50.0%)

Group 11

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They Came from Planet Clockwise
6 (30.0%)

Lovecraftian Dandy
3 (15.0%)

Quit Whining, Atlas
5 (25.0%)

War Cheddar
3 (15.0%)

A Mattress Tag for Microwaves
3 (15.0%)

Group 12

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600 Levels of Collier
1 (5.0%)

Fucking Oso
1 (5.0%)

Unpalatable
4 (20.0%)

I've Given You My Heart, So I Guess I Can Trust You With My Nutmeg
6 (30.0%)

Crotch Pheasant
8 (40.0%)

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Didn't have a chance to post a round this weekend, so double event this time1.

Poll #1394950 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Group 4

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Burp Rock Riot
6 (27.3%)

Spoiled Gigantic Blue Dong
2 (9.1%)

New-agey Bullshit Sheen
2 (9.1%)

Metaphors Ripped My Flesh
8 (36.4%)

Push With the Force
4 (18.2%)

Group 5

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Smelling Like Dog Pee
2 (9.1%)

Panamanian Water Heater
2 (9.1%)

Half-Life on the Run
5 (22.7%)

The Soul is in the Software
10 (45.5%)

Fortinbras-style
3 (13.6%)

Group 6

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Lavae in my Basil Starts
2 (9.1%)

Impervious to Lameness
2 (9.1%)

Reboot to Never
9 (40.9%)

That Maple Smell
7 (31.8%)

The Ointment Lasts Longer
2 (9.1%)

Group 7

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Disregarding the Wang
2 (9.1%)

Coo Coo Ka-blam
8 (36.4%)

A Thin Veneer of Pork
5 (22.7%)

Schism over Indulgences
3 (13.6%)

Inherently Beefesque
4 (18.2%)

Group 8

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Whiff of Madness
3 (13.6%)

Civil Disobedience and Donuts
7 (31.8%)

Bumblebeef
6 (27.3%)

A Bag a Dicks
1 (4.5%)

The World Capital of Nougat
5 (22.7%)

Group 9

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Pinata of Wrongness
5 (22.7%)

New Year's Evil
11 (50.0%)

Royal Food Toaster
1 (4.5%)

Dill Pickle Milkshake
3 (13.6%)

Huge Volume of Feces
2 (9.1%)



1Number one squealed a bit. Or, I just was lazy this weekend.
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We've done this before, but with band names (which it's time for again, as we've accumulated quite a few, but it won't be here.) Anyway, you know what to do - vote for your favorite album name in each group. There are 39 groups total, then we'll move on to some elimination rounds.

Poll #1392679 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21

Group 1

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Defiantly Unworried
3 (14.3%)

Metaphysically Controversial
3 (14.3%)

Waterboarded for Charity
8 (38.1%)

Wedding Cack
2 (9.5%)

Screw Driven Focus
5 (23.8%)

Group 2

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The Female Equivalent of Men
7 (33.3%)

Two Shoes and a Dream
4 (19.0%)

Mistook for Canadians
2 (9.5%)

He Pines for Monarchy
3 (14.3%)

Annoyance Vector
5 (23.8%)

Group 3

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Compound Idiocy
4 (19.0%)

Bloopy Oontz
8 (38.1%)

The Beauty of Pollution
4 (19.0%)

Under the Rule of a Jerk
2 (9.5%)

Photorealistic Cock on the Head
3 (14.3%)

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