Restless Everything Syndrome
The closest runner up was Songs From the "Lost and Found" Box, at 6.88. After that there was a pretty precipitous drop-off in scores down to 6.00, The Female Equivalent of Men. Rounding out the top 5 was a tie at 5.94, with (my personal favorite) Leaning Against Nothing and New Year's Evil.
Whew!
Poll #1429936 The Finals! Love 'em! Rate 'em! Whee!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17
Send Men to Summon Worms
Mean: 5.65 Median: 7 Std. Dev 3.31
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Leaning Against Nothing
Mean: 5.94 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.46
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Songs From the "Lost and Found" Box
Mean: 6.88 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.70
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Restless Everything Syndrome
Mean: 7.18 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.04
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The Female Equivalent of Men
Mean: 6.00 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.68
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New Year's Evil
Mean: 5.94 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.29
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They Came From Planet Clockwise
Mean: 5.18 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.55
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Radio Terrapin
Mean: 4.82 Median: 4 Std. Dev 2.48
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Death by Focus Group
Mean: 5.82 Median: 7 Std. Dev 3.03
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Sufficiently Akimbo
Mean: 4.65 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.19
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An Assful of Pipe Wrench
Mean: 5.29 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.93
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Poll #1426532 Semi-Finals! Pick your top *three* in each group.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17
Semi-Finals, Group 3
The Mullet Years![]()
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6 (35.3%)
Tularemia Thru the Tulips![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Unfair Attacks![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Sangria Glass Popsicle Jumbo Teatowel![]()
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2 (11.8%)
Foof-A-Thon![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Leaning Against Nothing![]()
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12 (70.6%)
They Cancelled the Nun Pageant![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Reichstag Fire Drill![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Indecent Mustache![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Kitsch for the Needy![]()
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6 (35.3%)
Send Men to Summon Worms![]()
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7 (41.2%)
Semi-Finals, Group 4
Anarchism Doesn't Scale Well![]()
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6 (35.3%)
Presidential Double Dare![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Carbon Neutral Baby Murder Factory![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Songs from the "Lost and Found" Box![]()
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7 (41.2%)
Mental Paper Cut![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Restless Everything Syndrome![]()
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12 (70.6%)
Purple Shiny Grrrr!![]()
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2 (11.8%)
Man, Utopia Sucks![]()
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4 (23.5%)
Mushroom Cloud of Subtle![]()
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4 (23.5%)
What I Already Knew About Corn![]()
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4 (23.5%)
General Impression of the Zeitgeist![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Poll #1413496 Semi-Finals! Pick your top *three* in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 22
Group 1
Waterboarded for Charity![]()
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6 (27.3%)
The Female Equivalent of Men![]()
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10 (45.5%)
Bloopy Oontz![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Metaphors Ripped My Flesh![]()
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6 (27.3%)
The Soul is in the Software![]()
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6 (27.3%)
Reboot to Never![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Coo Coo Ka-Blam![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Civil Disobedience and Donuts![]()
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4 (18.2%)
New Year's Evil![]()
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9 (40.9%)
Musical Wheelchairs![]()
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6 (27.3%)
They Came from Planet Clockwise![]()
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9 (40.9%)
Group 2
Crotch Pheasant![]()
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5 (22.7%)
Pregnant from Facebook![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Plug In Personal Satisfaction Machine![]()
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5 (22.7%)
Wall of Meat![]()
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6 (27.3%)
Am I Merely Celibate or Has a Unicorn Torn Off My Genitals?![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Stop, Drop, and Woop Woop Woop Woop!![]()
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6 (27.3%)
Radio Terrapin![]()
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10 (45.5%)
Sitting on Stalagmites![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Sufficiently Akimbo![]()
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7 (31.8%)
Death by Focus Group![]()
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9 (40.9%)
An Assful of Pipe Wrench![]()
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7 (31.8%)
Poll #1405763 Pick the best album name in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
Group 37
The Living Dead Need to Piddle![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Mushroom Cloud of Subtle![]()
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10 (47.6%)
Delicatesse de Dunette de Chat![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Carrot Companion Gardening Love Planting Secret SuccessfulTomato![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Clown Finger Parachute![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Group 38
Jesus Made Me Puke![]()
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2 (9.5%)
The Horsepower of Hot Glass![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Conservative Chair Endowment![]()
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0 (0.0%)
What I Already Knew About Corn![]()
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10 (47.6%)
A Generation of Sluts![]()
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5 (23.8%)
Group 39
General Impression of the Zeitgeist![]()
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7 (33.3%)
Plush Duck Quack![]()
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4 (19.0%)
The Golden Age of Shuriken![]()
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5 (23.8%)
Entralled by Typography![]()
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5 (23.8%)
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19
Group 34
End of the Clown Spectrum![]()
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3 (15.8%)
Restless Everything Syndrome![]()
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8 (42.1%)
Efficacy Ipecac![]()
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2 (10.5%)
Purr of Great Price![]()
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1 (5.3%)
This Picnic Needs Dragonforce![]()
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5 (26.3%)
Group 35
Mondo Bad Karma![]()
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5 (26.3%)
Suppository Territory![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Homosexual Bat Navigation![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Emergency Relief Trunks![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Purple Shiny Grrrr!![]()
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6 (31.6%)
Group 36
mmmm....Delicious Ham![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Norwegian Offshore Concession Stand![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Make with the Abnormalities!![]()
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5 (26.3%)
Man, Utopia Sucks![]()
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8 (42.1%)
Tetris Sex![]()
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6 (31.6%)
Poll #1403807 Pick the best album name in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16
Group 31
Hooray Space Potato!![]()
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4 (25.0%)
Scraf Banana Fishface![]()
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1 (6.2%)
Carbon Neutral Baby Murder Factory![]()
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5 (31.2%)
Garlic Out Loud![]()
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4 (25.0%)
Hiscivff [I have no idea what the hell this means -Ed.]![]()
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2 (12.5%)
Group 32
Three-Part Contrast in Mouthfeel![]()
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3 (18.8%)
Sauerkraut and Condoms![]()
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1 (6.2%)
Latin Lasagna![]()
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2 (12.5%)
OMG! Teh Fatz!![]()
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1 (6.2%)
Songs from the "Lost and Found" Box![]()
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9 (56.2%)
Group 33
Ulterior Relations Obscure![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Scheme with Nordic Deviations![]()
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3 (18.8%)
Help Me I'm Fire![]()
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5 (31.2%)
Attack of the Killer Knees![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Mental Paper Cut![]()
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8 (50.0%)
Poll #1402687 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 23
Group 28
C# and Lesbians![]()
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3 (13.0%)
Suicide Birthday![]()
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3 (13.0%)
Send Men to Summon Worms![]()
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8 (34.8%)
The Pleasing Taste of Jeremiah![]()
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6 (26.1%)
Micropayments from Tehran![]()
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3 (13.0%)
Group 29
Possible Light Treason![]()
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9 (39.1%)
Herpes on Principle![]()
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2 (8.7%)
Fucked in Spain![]()
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2 (8.7%)
Dog Bowl Eugenics in Action![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Anarchism Doesn't Scale Well![]()
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10 (43.5%)
Group 30
Empty Beer Bottles and Happy Tail![]()
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3 (13.0%)
Presidential Double Dare![]()
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12 (52.2%)
Clown Food Supply Franchise![]()
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2 (8.7%)
Strawberry-Ruhbarb-Basil-Balsamic Mojito![]()
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1 (4.3%)
Miscellaneous Female Unmentionables![]()
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5 (21.7%)
Poll #1402030 Pick the best album name in each group.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
Group 25
They Cancelled the Nun Pageant![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Reichstag Fire Drill![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Bulimic Gold![]()
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3 (14.3%)
Orange is the Color of the Puma's Coat![]()
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1 (4.8%)
The Infectious Bite of Tinkles McGillicuddy![]()
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5 (23.8%)
Group 26
Specter of Chicago![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Agents of Obesity![]()
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8 (38.1%)
Indecent Mustache![]()
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10 (47.6%)
Satation Mode: Active![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Diplomacy of Wubblies![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Group 27
400m Jamaican Ass Spoiler![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Kitsch for the Needy![]()
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10 (47.6%)
The Spank Heard 'Round the World![]()
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2 (9.5%)
No-Knock Maid Service![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Jesus-Loving Coal Power![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Poll #1400705 Pick the best album name in each group.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17
Group 22
Cats = Punt![]()
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1 (5.9%)
The Generative Powers of Compost Heaps![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Tularemia Thru the Tulips![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Unfair Attacks![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Sangria Glass Popsicle Jumbo Teatowel![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Group 23
Patina of Whiteness![]()
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4 (23.5%)
Time to Rock the Hitler![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Bosom Gravity Well![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Unpatriotic and Confusing![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Foof-a-Thon![]()
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6 (35.3%)
Group 24
White Trash Boast![]()
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4 (23.5%)
Sorghum Cold Tolerance![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Leaning Against Nothing![]()
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7 (41.2%)
Too Sick for Gin![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Presumably Dynamic![]()
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2 (11.8%)
Poll #1399401 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20
Group 19
Expensive Redneck Woman![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Conanesque![]()
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1 (5.0%)
The Media's Cruel Destruction of Joe the Plumber![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Blue Collar Workers, White Men, and Catholics![]()
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2 (10.0%)
Death by Focus Group![]()
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14 (70.0%)
Group 20
Telling Impurities![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Pee It Out![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Guacamole Detention Camps![]()
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2 (10.5%)
An Assful of Pipe Wrench![]()
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5 (26.3%)
Chaff the Gaydar![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Group 21
Tazered Scorpion![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Installing Helen 2.0![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Indentify!![]()
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2 (10.0%)
The Turkey Incident![]()
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5 (25.0%)
The Mullet Years![]()
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7 (35.0%)
Poll #1398940 Pick the best album name in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
Group 16
Prone to Immolation![]()
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4 (22.2%)
Am I Merely Celibate or Has a Unicorn Torn Off My Genitals?![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Indemnified Against the Sexy![]()
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4 (22.2%)
Pookie Shares a J![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Power of the Quesadilla![]()
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2 (11.1%)
Group 17
Underpants for Statehood![]()
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1 (5.6%)
Stop, Drop, and Woop Woop Woop Woop!![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Radio Terrapin![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Valkyries Will Be Valkyries![]()
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2 (11.1%)
Sitting on Stalagmites![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Group 18
Sufficiently Akimbo![]()
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6 (33.3%)
Everyday Pancakes Anew![]()
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4 (22.2%)
Why Does No One Respect My Masturbation Time?![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Party Until My Ass![]()
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2 (11.1%)
My Pakistan Friends![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Poll #1397914 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
Group 13
Hen of Scum and Villiany![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Droopy Poppy![]()
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2 (11.8%)
Queer Chess![]()
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2 (11.8%)
Gunned Into Gravy![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Pregnant from Facebook![]()
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7 (41.2%)
Group 14
The Mysterious Shaving-Cream Incident![]()
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6 (33.3%)
Palace of WTF![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Unrivalled Support![]()
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1 (5.6%)
Plug In Personal Satisfaction Machine![]()
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8 (44.4%)
Great Mexican Tortilla Crisis![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Group 15
Victory Through Patience![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Knee Deep in Nerds![]()
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5 (27.8%)
Wall of Meat![]()
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7 (38.9%)
Diamond Allen Wrench![]()
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1 (5.6%)
The Disquieting Unevenness of the Tomato Notes![]()
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2 (11.1%)
Poll #1395989 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20
Group 10
Distressing Pie![]()
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4 (20.0%)
Bacon Opportunity Missed!![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Grace Park's Long Torso![]()
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1 (5.0%)
The Legitimacy of Rut![]()
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2 (10.0%)
Musical Wheelchairs![]()
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10 (50.0%)
Group 11
They Came from Planet Clockwise![]()
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6 (30.0%)
Lovecraftian Dandy![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Quit Whining, Atlas![]()
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5 (25.0%)
War Cheddar![]()
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3 (15.0%)
A Mattress Tag for Microwaves![]()
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3 (15.0%)
Group 12
600 Levels of Collier![]()
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1 (5.0%)
Fucking Oso![]()
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1 (5.0%)
Unpalatable![]()
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4 (20.0%)
I've Given You My Heart, So I Guess I Can Trust You With My Nutmeg![]()
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6 (30.0%)
Crotch Pheasant![]()
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8 (40.0%)
Poll #1394950 Pick the best album name in each group.
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Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 22
Group 4
Burp Rock Riot![]()
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6 (27.3%)
Spoiled Gigantic Blue Dong![]()
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2 (9.1%)
New-agey Bullshit Sheen![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Metaphors Ripped My Flesh![]()
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8 (36.4%)
Push With the Force![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Group 5
Smelling Like Dog Pee![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Panamanian Water Heater![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Half-Life on the Run![]()
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5 (22.7%)
The Soul is in the Software![]()
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10 (45.5%)
Fortinbras-style![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Group 6
Lavae in my Basil Starts![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Impervious to Lameness![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Reboot to Never![]()
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9 (40.9%)
That Maple Smell![]()
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7 (31.8%)
The Ointment Lasts Longer![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Group 7
Disregarding the Wang![]()
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2 (9.1%)
Coo Coo Ka-blam![]()
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8 (36.4%)
A Thin Veneer of Pork![]()
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5 (22.7%)
Schism over Indulgences![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Inherently Beefesque![]()
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4 (18.2%)
Group 8
Whiff of Madness![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Civil Disobedience and Donuts![]()
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7 (31.8%)
Bumblebeef![]()
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6 (27.3%)
A Bag a Dicks![]()
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1 (4.5%)
The World Capital of Nougat![]()
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5 (22.7%)
Group 9
Pinata of Wrongness![]()
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5 (22.7%)
New Year's Evil![]()
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11 (50.0%)
Royal Food Toaster![]()
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1 (4.5%)
Dill Pickle Milkshake![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Huge Volume of Feces![]()
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2 (9.1%)
1Number one squealed a bit. Or, I just was lazy this weekend.
Poll #1392679 Pick the best album name in each group.
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
Group 1
Defiantly Unworried![]()
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3 (14.3%)
Metaphysically Controversial![]()
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3 (14.3%)
Waterboarded for Charity![]()
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8 (38.1%)
Wedding Cack![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Screw Driven Focus![]()
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5 (23.8%)
Group 2
The Female Equivalent of Men![]()
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7 (33.3%)
Two Shoes and a Dream![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Mistook for Canadians![]()
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2 (9.5%)
He Pines for Monarchy![]()
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3 (14.3%)
Annoyance Vector![]()
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5 (23.8%)
Group 3
Compound Idiocy![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Bloopy Oontz![]()
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8 (38.1%)
The Beauty of Pollution![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Under the Rule of a Jerk![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Photorealistic Cock on the Head![]()
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3 (14.3%)