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INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
MAMA and DADA are here with NIBLET. Mama has just noted that she has acquired a splinter deep in one of her fingers.

NIBLET
Dada, do you know how Mama got her splinter?

DADA
Nope.

NIBLET
She got it in the back yard, playing with the meat.

DADA
The... meat?

NIBLET
Yeah, Dada, the meat.

DADA
Um, the... well, the meat?

NIBLET
Yes, Dada. She was playing with the meat.

DADA
Buddy, are you sure that's how she got a splinter? By playing with the meat, in the back yard?

MAMA
Niblet, do you mean the stake?

NIBLET
Yeah! You were playing with the stake, Mama, and that's how you got a splinter.

MAMA and DADA
(together)
Ohhhhhh!


The stake, you see. Mama had been driving stakes into the ground to plot out a chunk of garden. If you still don't get it, please check with your local rhyming dictionary. I'm well aware how utterly contrived this sounds, but I assure you that it is entirely true.


A shorter and funnier version appears on Nibletsays, the awesomest and Niblettiest twitter feed ever.

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