I bet you anything this joke has been done somewhere else before this, it's just too obvious. But do me a favor and don't tell me where - I'd like to think I made it up.

By the way, this may be the last Eejit Comic for a little bit. I've run out of my stash, and only forgetting that I had one more on tap made them last this long. Never fear - Eejit Comics shall return. But only after a hiatus of an unspecified time period.

Yes indeed, it's the return of Eejit Comics! And just in time for Back To School too. I have a small supply saved up (and they're not all winners but they amuse me which is the whole point), so I'll be posting them twice a week as the mood strikes me for the next month and a half or so. Unless I make more in the meantime. Then... who knows? The good thing about a web comic is hey, I can do it when I want. At least up until the rather unimaginable day when somebody wants to pay me to do it.