So wrong, yet completely work-safe, yet still just awful: Worst. Chess set. Ever.

(ganked from mule242)

I just paid 25 dollars to entertain you all for another year. So goddammit, be ENTERTAINED. I expect to hear at least 25 dollars worth of accolades, praise, and diverse encomiums.

...not NOW. Over the next year.

I'm not normally anti-people, but honestly?  Reading comments on YouTube makes me wish for the extermination of the entire human race.

Alanis Morrissette remakes the Black-Eyed Peas' "My Humps." Really.

It sounds like a train wreck, but it's actually kinda funny.

There is a college in Arkansas known as Philander Smith College. And yes, that is pleasing. But even better? The URL for their website is www.philander.edu. Yes, really.

I downloaded the new version of AIM. And I made a WeeMee icon of myself. It has a pink shirt that says "princess" in yellow letters, plaid pants, and a groundhog coming out of the ground next to me. On the MOON.

It is a work of art. Feel free to IM me at LCPork to see the genius unfold in front of you.

Courtesy of the "Who'd Win A Fight" community (whodwinafight), comes this difficult-to-answer question:

Who would win a fight, Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) or Han Solo(Star Wars)? (If you don't know who these two fictional characters are, please go away, you can't have an opinion.)

I think it's a draw, as lame as that is. You may weigh in here: http://community.livejournal.com/whodwinafight/10662.html?view=65446